I hate all girls vehemently.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
time to smoke my breakfast
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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