i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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