If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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