If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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