i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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