we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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