I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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