I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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