so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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