it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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