do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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