dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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