his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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