i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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