idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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