Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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