At least make sure they are 18
Why
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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