Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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