she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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