Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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