I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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