It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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