Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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