He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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