do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
please don't ironically join a cult
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