im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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