Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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