Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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