Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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