it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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