I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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