Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I can't put those talents on a resume
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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