Im at strip club and am horny
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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