Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am midnight drunk by noon
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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