we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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