No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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