My nipple is on Facebook.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize