Sponge bath it is.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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