I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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