Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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