there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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