I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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