living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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