also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think my fart just growled at me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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