I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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