I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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