i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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