there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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