butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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