how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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